(Just kidding, Weebly! I love you! Except for this one thing.)
Anyway. marketing stuff:
1) I'm watching fake QVC right now. (I'm kind of obsessed with QVC and the other shopping channels in general, because they sell so. Much. Stuff.)
2) They're selling goats' milk soap.
3) Naturally, there are goats on set. Two stoned-looking goats wearing Christmas sweaters.
4) I don't know how I feel about this.
Someone on Facebook said, "Call and ask how much for the goat." I'm tempted.